humour Spice up the routine with humor integrated, adding life to your posts.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody.
Don’t trust what you see, even salt looks like sugar.